50% mermaid 50% witch 50% magical girl

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via pre-life-crisis)


27 minutes ago · 96,185 notes · originally from elysedc

ralphwigguum:

Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this

(Source: mrbenwyatt, via r-moriarty)


1 hour ago · 113,582 notes · originally from mrbenwyatt
#parks

nonstopkarma:

I KNOW WHICH ONE I’M NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING

nonstopkarma:

I KNOW WHICH ONE I’M NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING

(via thebig-toe)


1 hour ago · 39,286 notes · originally from nonstopkarma
#spooky

The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

(Source: weather.com, via thestateoflucidreaming)


2 hours ago · 150,725 notes · originally from kelledia

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


2 hours ago · 41,850 notes · originally from vamellope

sizvideos:

Video

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


3 hours ago · 39,543 notes · originally from sizvideos
#pups

(Source: aubreyplaza26061984, via thestateoflucidreaming)


21 hours ago · 12,555 notes · originally from aubreyplaza26061984
#babes

chingonita:

rinkara:

sodakick:

glux2:

The first one always gets me for all the little details, specially how Link seemingly tried to murder Ganondorf in his sleep.

Reblogging for grumpy dad Ganondorf.

these are by ガブ吉

getdamemo

(Source: nintendoreports)


22 hours ago · 32,627 notes · originally from nintendoreports

(via awishforyou)


22 hours ago · 3,509 notes · originally from sheistheslayer-deactivated20140
#buffy

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

image

Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

(via motherfuckingmagneto)


23 hours ago · 121,863 notes · originally from bi-privilege