The ultimate dad joke compilation
Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this
I KNOW WHICH ONE I’M NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING
The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
The first one always gets me for all the little details, specially how Link seemingly tried to murder Ganondorf in his sleep.
Reblogging for grumpy dad Ganondorf.
these are by ガブ吉
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die